lifeonthelam: queenofthelab: MY ASKBOX IS ALL, BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING IN IT. BUT IT WOULD TOTALLY BE ALL IF YOU MOSEY’D ON OVER. IT WILL ACCEPT YOUR TMIS YOUR SEXUAL QUESTIONS YOUR BASIC INQUIRIES PRETTY THINGS THOUGHT-PROVOKING TIDBITS YOUR LIFESTORY WHATEVER. SO GET ON THAT. OR I’LL FIND YOU.
Cross the line if you have ever felt personally...
When I see a girl I hate:
I’m like But then she walks over and starts a conversation and I’m like But the whole time I’m thinking Then she finally walks away and I’m like Then I see her talking to my boyfriend and I’m like So I knock that bitch the fuck out and walk away like Then the next day she comes up to me and apologizing like And I’m like LOL
That moment when your hair dresser rubs her gut up...
moldyscissors: swallowingoxygen: When a cute guy adds you on Facebook…. ….When you see he has a girlfriend. You go to her page, and she turns out to be ugly. When you realize you can get the guy….CAUSE YOU’RE NOT UGLY Debating on if you should stoop so low as to steal someone else’s boyfriend…. ….THEN HE TALKS TO YOU FIRST SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION! (ex)...
Reblog if you like boys in skinny jeans.
19draw19: or out of them…
geraldineskeeeding: When I hear a car driving by my house I think it’s my mom so I’m like, But then it’s not & I’m like, alright alright back to what I’m doing on tumblr. Then I suddenly hear the garage. I’m like, Then I go to my room like, Shove everything in the closet… And my rooms clean and I come out like, this is by far my favorite, lmfao
I hate seeing girls at the mall that think they're...
supdensidney: -tasteofyourlips: Because when they walk by they’re like: and then I see guys looking at them like: So, I’m just like: OMFG RIAN ww98rfhdkgnrofedf’;
I say I’m not pretty. Not because I’m looking for...
Dear slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
Lol, I'm kind of sad today and I exactly know why.
feverishneed: Why is everything shitty? Grumble.
The inappropriate things I do with friends:
backtalkk: They look at me and im like: So they’re like: And people pass by like: So we just like: And then you get the boys like: And we just all look like: And yea:
When girls pretend to be drunk
suchasitends: I’m just like