December 2010
TMI TUESDAY.
lifeonthelam:
queenofthelab:
MY ASKBOX IS ALL,
BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING IN IT.
BUT IT WOULD TOTALLY BE ALL
IF YOU MOSEY’D ON OVER.
IT WILL ACCEPT YOUR TMIS
YOUR SEXUAL QUESTIONS
YOUR BASIC INQUIRIES
PRETTY THINGS
THOUGHT-PROVOKING TIDBITS
YOUR LIFESTORY
WHATEVER.
SO GET ON THAT.
OR I’LL FIND YOU.
Cross the line if you have ever felt personally...
November 2010
When I see a girl I hate:
I’m like
But then she walks over and starts a conversation and I’m like
But the whole time I’m thinking
Then she finally walks away and I’m like
Then I see her talking to my boyfriend and I’m like
So I knock that bitch the fuck out and walk away like
Then the next day she comes up to me and apologizing like
And I’m like
LOL
That moment when your hair dresser rubs her gut up...
themano:
moldyscissors:
swallowingoxygen:
When a cute guy adds you on Facebook….
….When you see he has a girlfriend.
You go to her page, and she turns out to be ugly.
When you realize you can get the guy….CAUSE YOU’RE NOT UGLY
Debating on if you should stoop so low as to steal someone else’s boyfriend….
….THEN HE TALKS TO YOU FIRST SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION!
(ex)...
Reblog if you like boys in skinny jeans.
19draw19:
or out of them…
geraldineskeeeding:
When I hear a car driving by my house I think it’s my mom so I’m like,
But then it’s not & I’m like, alright alright back to what I’m doing on tumblr.
Then I suddenly hear the garage. I’m like,
Then I go to my room like,
Shove everything in the closet…
And my rooms clean and I come out like,
this is by far my favorite, lmfao
I hate seeing girls at the mall that think they're...
supdensidney:
-tasteofyourlips:
Because when they walk by they’re like:
and then I see guys looking at them like:
So, I’m just like:
OMFG RIAN ww98rfhdkgnrofedf’;
I say I’m not pretty. Not because I’m looking for...
Dear slut, your right leg misses your left leg.
Lol, I'm kind of sad today and I exactly know why.
feverishneed:
Why is everything shitty? Grumble.
The inappropriate things I do with friends:
backtalkk:
They look at me and im like:
So they’re like:
And people pass by like:
So we just like:
And then you get the boys like:
And we just all look like:
And yea:
When girls pretend to be drunk
suchasitends:
I’m just like
